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I give up. I never get decent question during TMI Tuesday. In fact, last Tuesday I received no questions at all! Anyway, how are things? Any news you can write home (alias me) about?

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Hahaha, sometimes my followers blank me, too. It sucks, but, hey, I’m not about to put anyone at gunpoint for an Ask.

Actually, there are a few things I want to share:

  • I’ve officially renounced the quest for BBFA; he’s just not worth the effort
  • In the past month, I bumped into DILF Next Door once. This was today
  • Paradoxically, I function better on a calorie deficit. Cognitive function, energy level, stamina—seriously, everything’s just gone up
  • My lower abs are finally coming through. Sex lines, hello
  • I down about 1.5 liters of diet sodas a day. I really hope all that phenylalanine isn’t messing up my synaptic chemistry
  • I still HAVE NOT COME OUT TO PEOPLE
  • That one really pisses me off
  • I’m considering applying for mitigating circumstances
  • That way I can use my sexuality as an excuse if I fail finals
  • I don’t know if I should, though
  • And that’s about all there is, really; I doubt you want to read me whinge about how tired I feel and how much I wish they’d burn all the lectures